It's Always The Woman's Fault
This is the story of the beginning of the world before there was sky and earth, the story of how the Lord Yahweh made the earth and the heavens and every plant that grows in the fields. The land was hot and dry because the Lord Yahweh had not yet created rain on the earth, and there was not yet a man to cultivate the ground, so nothing could grow. The Lord Yahweh caused a heavy mist to rise from the earth and water the ground. Then the Lord Yahweh formed a man from the dirt of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life and the man became a living human being. Then the Lord Yahweh planted a beautiful garden far to the east in a land called Eden and he placed the man that he had made in that far off garden. Out of the ground the Lord Yahweh made the trees grow so that we could enjoy looking at them and enjoy food from them. He planted two special trees in the middle of the garden—the “tree of life” and the “tree of knowled...