Yahweh Floats Noah's Boat
The population began to grow rapidly all across the earth. There were lots of beautiful girls among all those people of the earth. The sons of Yahweh were watching the earth people and when they saw these pretty girls they made them their wives. The marriage of gods with women produced children who became giants, strong and powerful men, heroes who became famous for their deeds and lived hundreds of years—but they were also evil men who did bad things and thought bad thoughts and were always thinking about what even more evil things they could do. At that time so very long ago people lived for a long time, often hundreds of years. Yahweh decided that he was tired of dealing with the troublesome and evil people he had made. He was tired of trying to get humans to behave. One day Yahweh said to himself, “People would be a lot less trouble if they did not live so long.” So he shortened the lifespan of humans to a limit of 120 years. ...